Alright, time to get away from the serious and have a little fun again.
My dad really just cracks me up. His humor is SO dry and sarcastic, and he is the best at telling jokes. I might have to start doing these more often, if only so I can go back and smile when I need to brighten my day.
During the Grammys…
“Taylor Clarkson just performed.”
“His pants are too short.”
“His jacket is too small.”
“If his real name is Shawn Carter, why does he go by Jay-Z?”
“I thought all Justin Timberlake did was play golf.”
“Wasn’t all of *NSync from Australia?”
“His clothes are too small.”
“Does that guy know what he looks like?”
Opening the fridge…
“Does Greek yogurt know it’s Greek?”
A Random Joke on a Tuesday Night…
A duck walks into a bar, hops up on the counter, and says, “Hey you got any grapes?”
The bartender says “Get out of here! We don’t serve ducks.”
The next day the duck walks back into the bar, hops up on the counter and says, “Hey you got any grapes?”
The bartender says, “I told you to get out of here! Ask me for grapes again and I’ll nail your bill to the bar!”
The next day the duck walks back into the bar, hops up on the counter and says, “Hey you got any nails?”
The bartender says, “No I don’t have any nails! Why would I have nails?”
And the duck says, “Good. You got any grapes?”
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So funny!! My favorite is “Taylor Clarkson just performed!” so cute!
LOL! Dad jokes are the best!
ha! Love this!! We had a funny conversation at dinner the other night. Somehow we were talking about alcohol and my mom goes “tequila makes me not feel well sometimes” and I was like “mom, that’s called being drunk.” bu-duh-ching!
Very cute!!! Lol gotta love dad jokes!
I love dry sarcastic humor. Is the best lol.
Hahha your dod is funny. Sounds very much like my own
Hahaha….
Clare, look at this video. My friend shared it with me a while ago and its just like your dads joke!!
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CDcQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMtN1YnoL46Q&ei=GKkfUZulFeWsyAGU8IDICg&usg=AFQjCNE0pq8gy_8XNo2jhOmDMBOYmg093A&bvm=bv.42553238,d.aWc
BAHAHA! My dad makes the same kind of remarks/jokes so its good to see that he is not the only one! Dad jokes are the best
Bahaha I love your dad!!
I literally just lol’ed at the duck joke. Tell your dad to keep them coming!